GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a carto